Justin Bieber, the Twitter trending topic  that won't go away, was recently interviewed in the New York Times' T magazine. The mag asks the hard questions like: "Who would win in a hair-off between you and Zac Effron [sic]?" (The New York Times can't even spell the tween idol of yesteryear's name right. Let that be a lesson to you, Bieb.)

It shouldn't be a surprise that the alleged 16-year-old's answer was full of that cocky Biebertude: "I'll let you decide. But all I'll say is that it's no competition."Alright, you heard the Bieb: The decision is in your hands. Who wins this hair-off? And should you need more information about the process behind the Bieber 'do in order to make a sound decision, this video of Justin blow-drying his hair exists.